Fun Facts from "Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing bathroom reader"
An exocannibal is a cannibal who eats only enemies. An indo cannibal eats only friends.
How can you tell a panda is roaring? It sounds like it has indigestion.
Sheep snore.
What do whales and buffaloes have in common? They both stampede.
The Earth is turning to desert at a rate of 40 square miles per day.
A misomaniac is someone "who hates everything."
Oldest vehicle in human history: a floating log. Second oldest: a sled.
How can you tell a panda is roaring? It sounds like it has indigestion.
Sheep snore.
What do whales and buffaloes have in common? They both stampede.
The Earth is turning to desert at a rate of 40 square miles per day.
A misomaniac is someone "who hates everything."
Oldest vehicle in human history: a floating log. Second oldest: a sled.
posted by Kully at 8:13 PM
1 Comments:
At last! sign of life other than myself on this blog! Where is everyone? am i the only one who has no life?? cmon guys, i made friends with you cus you were losers too, and i thought we could be losers together. and some of you i just felt sorry for.
i am soooo just kidding!!!! i love you all. but post damnit!
...none of this ranting refers to caitlin, whos post this comment is on.
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