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My favorite Simon and Garfunkel song is 'The Only Living Boy in New York.' I love Simon and Garfunkel. I worship them, and since Aleisha copies me in everything....she worships them too! Thanks a lot! What now, bitch? You gonna start collecting road kill as a hobbie? You gonna start waxing the steps at the old folks home? You gonna start screaming "pancakes!"at passerby's? You gonna start wearing prosthetic legs? Stop copying me!!! These are my things that make me the unique, special person I am! I'm gonna go cry now....
posted by Shelby at 11:28 PM
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Shelby's mean. she has not one prosthetic legs, but two, and when she gets particularly angry at people she'll take them off and beat them with 'em. it's a horrible thing to witness, really. i've had the displeasure of watching an old man cut in front of her in lunch line once...it was ugly.
You forgot to mention that I chase them and beat them at the same time. Interesting......I just wanted to confuse you.
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