One Time I Poked a Dead Chicken With a Stick

Greetings to all yous mountain folk! (Do you live on the inside with the aliens?) Anyways, I've been hearing mucho about your boohbas, and since I am bold and daring, I ventured to their website. They immediately presented me with a gift. It was a honky horn. Then, to my surprise, they gave me yet another gift! 'Twas a wheel barrow!!!! It was grand. I like chunky penutbutter better than creamy, and I like platypuses because squirrels lick nuts. Everyone must listen to Guster because they are the GREATEST band to eva rock deez halls. peace